One picture paints a thousand words, doesn't it? See those fangs? They are the bane of my life at the moment. One minute I am quietly snoozing in my favorite spot on the settee, and the next this white little monster jumps in my neck and sinks those teeth into my fur. He hasn't grown an awful lot, so I can still win our tousles by sheer weight alone, but effing Frith, is he exhausting or what?!
Mind you, my fangs are in fine nick too, don't you think? The vet has told my woman I should have dental work done, though. She's put this forward to 2017, as she can't have both hers and mine done at the same time. Her teeth are in far worse shape, she needs a new crown put on. So she's told me I'll have to wait a few months. Phaw! I don't mind that one bit. The vet used words like "removing the tartar" - well, as far as I'm concerned tartare is a nice sort of ground meat my woman sometimes prepares. Apart from that, I want to leave you with a Christmassy quote which might teach you a lesson. I bet you are in need of one.
The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude to the problem,
that's the problem.
Until next time, tar rah! Oh, and if I don't speak to you before Christmas, have yourselves a merry one.